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The Christian Thread of Lengths and Gapes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Jan 14, 2014.

  1. FILEYseadog

    FILEYseadog Well-Known Member

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    Trouble with the Bible is they removed the opening 4 words.

    Once Upon A Time.
     
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    If you believe, you will get anything you ask for in prayer.

    Matthew 21:22
     
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    If you go the wrong way- to the right or to the left- you will hear a voice behind you saying, "This is the right way. You should go this way."

    Isaiah 30:21
     
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    Before this passage God threatens to kill Moses of all people!

    Exodus 4:24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.
     
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    Numbers 31:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
    And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.--Numbers 31:15-19
     
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    If you hide your sins, you will not succeed. If you confess and reject them, you will receive mercy.

    Proverbs 28:13
     
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    But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die.

    Deuteronomy 22:20-21
     
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    **** sake Gas, this thread's worse than any of Jono's.
     
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    Jesus said to them, "The kings of the Gentiles lord it over them; and those who exercise authority over them call themselves Benefactors."

    Luke 22:25
     
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    Blasphemy!!!
     
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    This thread.

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    ... the dinosurs did not exist ... they are part of an elaborate money making scam by aetheist model making magazines who will charge you £1.99 for the first edition and then £5.99 a pop for the next gazillion - it takes generations of families to build a complete Velociraptor ... 15 years and all I've got to show is half a leg and a fookin retractable claw <grr>
     
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    Jesus said, "Don't let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God, and trust in me."

    John 14:1
     
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    My God will use his wonderful riches in Christ Jesus to give you everything you need.

    Philippians 4:19
     
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    My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.

    2 Corinthians 12:9
     
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    Good old God.
     
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    Ye shall be tolerant of those that prefer jam to marmalade for they are likely to be less experienced in life rather than merely shallow of character ...

    FF
     
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    My son, pay attention to my wisdom; listen to my words of understanding. Be careful to use good sense, and watch what you say.

    Proverbs 5:1-2
     
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    "Fat ****ing chance a camel will fit through that"

    Book of RL
     
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    If thine eye offend thee, write to the SFA.

    Book of RL
     
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