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The Christian Thread of Lengths and Gapes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Jan 14, 2014.

  1. gas

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    Blessed is the one who perseveres under trial because, having stood the test, that person will receive the crown of life that the Lord has promised to those who love him.

    James 1:12
     
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    “I would pour you a glass of wine, but would it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?”

    Bobby 6:9
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

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    I must admit I admire people that believe there is a god. Good on them. People like ST just ridicule them because they are sad and desperate individuals with no aim in life.

    I believe that we are descended from aliens. And it's positive and good to have a belief.

    Even the numbskulls that believe in the Big Bang Bollocks Theory.
     
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    I don't think all religious people are "sad and desperate individuals with no aim in life."
     
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    neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

    Romans 8:39
     
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    See what I mean folks, sad and desperate. ST and his ****y cronies summed up.
     
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    Let us come near God with a sincere heart and sure faith, because we have been made free from a guilty conscience, and our bodies have been washed with pure water.
    Hebrews 10:22
     
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    Atheism is a belief ..just to put you straight <ok>
     
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    Maybe it is.

    But I'm an agnostic you stupid ****in ****.
     
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    You're nought but a pathetic, toothless ****wit really aren't you?
     
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    He heals the brokenhearted and bandages their wounds.

    Psalms 147:3
     
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    Do not suppose I come to bring peace to the earth . I do not bring peace , but a sword .

    Mathew 10 : 34
     
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    He died in our place to take away our sins, and not only our sins but the sins of all people.

    1 John 2:2
     
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    Here's a can of coke & a mars bar. Don't tell yer da I licked yer ****ter.

    Father O'Brien 11.3.91
     
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    When you're chewing on life's gristle,
    don't grumble, give a whistle,
    And this'll help things turn out for the best.

    - Mr Cheeky
     
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    He protects those who are loyal to him, but evil people will be silenced in darkness. Power is not the key to success.

    1 Samuel 2:9
     
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    He put his mark on us to show that we are his, and he put his Spirit in our hearts to be a guarantee for all he has promised.

    2 Corinthians 1:22
     
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    It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

    Proverbs 21:9
     
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    &#8220;PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.&#8221;
    &#8213; Jon Ribbens
     
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    Yer missus on blob mate?
     
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