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The Chelsea meltdown thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 24, 2016.

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  1. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    It was meant as a reply to the “why doesn’t he use Tinder or prossies” remark.

    why doesn’t he use Tinder - he would be swiped left.
    why doesn’t he use prossies - he can’t afford them.

    it wasn’t meant as a put down
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    Fair enough, I thought you were talking about yourself!
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    tbf you haven't exactly got to have lots of money to use a prossie <laugh>
     
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    Skylarker, Jul 9, 2018
  4. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Does he really want to lose his virginity to a cheap drug riddled whore for a £10


    Probably.

    or we all could chip in and get him a night he would never forget with a decent pro - shall we do a JustGiving page and say raise a £100 - he could choose to **** the skank whore 10 times or the better quality one once

    #justgivingitlarge
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    He'd last 10 seconds and it'd be a waste.
     
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    Skylarker, Jul 9, 2018
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  6. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    So the skank whore for a £10 or do we go for anal upgrade and spend £20.

    she would make him wear a condom




    and a mask
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yet you still use a typewriter to post on here.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 9, 2018
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  8. Skylarker

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    I've always wondered that <laugh>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I don't even bother reading it tbh, it just looks like a 6 year old has found a laptop.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jul 9, 2018
  10. The RDBD

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    No. I use the "Post reply" button to post here.
     
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  11. Blueman

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    Wouldn't surprise me mate. We like strengthening our rivals.
     
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    Blueman, Jul 9, 2018
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  12. Blueman

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    How come you always type half a line at a time?
     
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    I'll go with him...keep an eye on him

    <whistle>
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    A japsai?
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    Someone needs to push a pin end into the little button at the back of his head and reset him
     
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  17. Matth_2014

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    On topic, I don’t think Chelsea will finish in the top 4 this season.
     
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    Matth_2014, Jul 9, 2018
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    I don’t have a poster of him, Piss off, Twat.
     
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    Matth_2014, Jul 9, 2018
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    No I don’t, I’m not gay, Unlike you, Skid Marks.
     
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    Matth_2014, Jul 9, 2018
  20. Blueman

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    Neither do I.
     
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    Blueman, Jul 9, 2018
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