The Carniverous Smokers Club

That's the nicest thing anybody ever said about me on here. Or in real life.

Am fillin up here, man

 

Get yersel deid m7

you'll be our hero.

 

Just need to do the decent thing and kill yersel now. For the likes

 

Err, thanks?

 

Great idea!

...wait a minnit. Can I trust you guise to do all the likes after am gone?

 

I smoke and eat meat and Gas has showed you his cock. Both very trustworthy traits, I feel.

 

Missing digit...missing ear...i can see where you're coming from here.

 

Uncanny

 

Ok, I'll do it!

But humanely via alcohol, tobacco, and red meat.

In the meantime you guise get going on the likes...

 

Is that a haiku?

 

Yaaaaaaaaassssssssssssss

 

The Only people who think eating meat is manly are those who never get their hole or have small dicks (or both)

I like meat but I don’t feel the need to brag about eating it. Get a life you pish stained Auld jake @Gambol

 

So true, Trev, so true. Funny how it seems. Always alone.

 

Quick count of you guise coming to the party at my gaff thus far: 0

 

Sorry meant ***** not ****

 

One person on Twitter: "I'm a vegan"

5,000 meat eaters respond: "Stop ramming it down our throats!"

 

Smoking is against nature you deluded crusty old waste of space.

Quorn is pretty tasty, I don't eat it every meal but it helps bulk meals up.

Smoking is undeniably cool and amazing, but knowing you smoke makes it slightly less cool

Religious ****s are ****s. Aren't you a Protestant?

 

It's like all these ****ty 'people are different' threads. One loopy bitch with a twitter account posts something and all the middle-aged spastics on here get their oversized crusty y-fronts in a twist because the world around them is different to when they were kids.

I often regret that mad cow disease didn't wipe out half the population of this country. Would have been nice to have a fresh start.

 

must be a correlation between smokers and remedial patients

 

And between meat eaters and overweight pooves.