I've started a petition to ban Children in Need from appearing on any television station that shows programmes in any country within the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
I am all for the fundraising and I'm sure everyone who dresses up and does something "funny", really does think they are doing something for the kiddies, but the truth is it WOEFUL, ****E, PATHETIC AND TOTALLY UNFUNNY television, with the SAME FECKING PRESENTERS EVERY FECKING YEAR AND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING TO GET THEIR EGO MANIAC GOBS ON THE TELLY.
As usual old Terry's there, alongside some blonde nobody who smiles alot and tries very hard to make it look like this is thgreatestst night of their lives, but the reality for the viewer is that unless you have a brain that just shuts down at the slightest thing, the whole event is dull, boring and predictable. I actually phoned last night and promised them £100 if they stopped the programme and put on the testcard instead, as at least there was something to watch on the testcard.
As I say, nowt wrong with the fundraising and fair play to everyone who got off their fat arses and did something to raise money for kids and young adults who need support, but for the love of god, don't ever have this kind of utter drivel on the television ever again. Who's with me?
Edit: For the "why didn't you just switch over brigade, I did, but my wife and young daughter wanted to watch Lady Gay Gay and so we had to endure this fecking crap all night, as they show the same things over and over again. I have other tv's and I know I could have moved to another room, but I am old and have a comfy chair!
I am all for the fundraising and I'm sure everyone who dresses up and does something "funny", really does think they are doing something for the kiddies, but the truth is it WOEFUL, ****E, PATHETIC AND TOTALLY UNFUNNY television, with the SAME FECKING PRESENTERS EVERY FECKING YEAR AND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING TO GET THEIR EGO MANIAC GOBS ON THE TELLY.

As usual old Terry's there, alongside some blonde nobody who smiles alot and tries very hard to make it look like this is thgreatestst night of their lives, but the reality for the viewer is that unless you have a brain that just shuts down at the slightest thing, the whole event is dull, boring and predictable. I actually phoned last night and promised them £100 if they stopped the programme and put on the testcard instead, as at least there was something to watch on the testcard.
As I say, nowt wrong with the fundraising and fair play to everyone who got off their fat arses and did something to raise money for kids and young adults who need support, but for the love of god, don't ever have this kind of utter drivel on the television ever again. Who's with me?
Edit: For the "why didn't you just switch over brigade, I did, but my wife and young daughter wanted to watch Lady Gay Gay and so we had to endure this fecking crap all night, as they show the same things over and over again. I have other tv's and I know I could have moved to another room, but I am old and have a comfy chair!

