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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Ya beat me ... <laugh>
     
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    /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Didn't get it.
     
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    First time I played the Brabazon it snowed overnight, think it was April, so there was a delay at the start and they filled up tee slots. They allocated us tees so everyone could start at the same time once it thawed and my heart sank when this lad walked over to the 14th tee with some bird in tow. A quick chat and it transpired his bird had bought him this round for his birthday, and there he/they were, foisted upon us due to the weather.
    The **** couldn't play golf. He wouldn't have coped with a pitch and putt.

    After about five holes we were barely acknowledging their existence and he finally got his dream, to have a go at the 10th (famous hole, short par four which is drivable if you're decent) in one.

    He hit his effort about ten yards, vertically, and walked off. Probably never to play again.



    So yeah, Sky, you and your type aren't welcome. <ok>
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    <rofl>
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Refer to my sig, the bit in blue <ok>
     
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  6. Chief

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    <laugh>

    Actual HIAG has it too.

    No wonder skiddy has taken a disliking to me.

    That said, it was a fair comment!
     
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    I enjoy the game but just get enough time to play these days. I manage about 3 or 4 round a year if I'm lucky.

    Which makes it an even more frustrating game to play, as you can't just rock up and play well, the more you play the better you get and I can confirm that it works the same way in reverse.
     
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  8. Blueman

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    I've an 8 handicap.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    All the best, Bluey. x
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    My name is ginger marks and I'm just about to get my OP finished...

    What you doing?
     
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    In English please. <ok>
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    My name is Ginger Marks and I'm about to lose my cock for a vagina, the main reason I moved to Thailand - other than to sell water pumps.
     
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    Thanks.
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Ouch!

    @Blueman
     
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  19. Blueman

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    Skiddy I posted that about year ago, you posting it just shows how unoriginal you are.

    Be a good boy and play on the motorway...


    ooops sorry bud forgot you don't have motorways in the 3rd world.
     
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