Off Topic The Burly Arms

Think I have just seen a genuine mirage.

Articulated Volvo comes onto the development dropping off 30t of topsoil. Now I expected some fat **** with half his arse hanging out of the top of his kecks to climb out of the cab, as is usually the case.

Instead, this 5'8" stunner of a bombshell with a ridiculous rack and arse like a twelve year old boy climbs down to drop her load (not a euphemism but the image does pop into your head). The whole ****ing site stops, got dirty groundworkers hopping about place like it's Christmas again. Silly twats.

Although I did hang about to observe till she left, obvs.

No pics, sorry, wouldn't be right. Definitely happened though.

 

Pics or gtfo

 

There is more top soil to come, I will be waiting!

 

She had tits like my sig pic, I sweat you not.

 

I was 16 years old at the time and a pint lasted longer than a Vodka.
Also my 16 year old self would have told you that you were a **** for drinking Vodka

 

I'm not leaving my computer until you post a pic

 

https://www.not606.com/threads/harry-the-hurra-kane.308446/page-55#post-11826752

HAIG then goes on to post a pic of his flash Merc, only for the file to conveniently fail to upload

 

Vodka is 5 times the strength of pissy beer mate
Puts hairs on ya chest

Trying telling the KGB they were ****s

 

You ain't some kind of MI5 special forces beefcake for drinking Vodka Bod
Back in my teen years you'd have been told straight up that you were sipping a girl's drink.

 

By you and your cider and blackcurrant drinking buddies?

 

Fair point.

 

There's loads of slags in construction, we had a contracts manager in the office last week and she was wearing next to nothing.

 

That's missing the point though. This was genuinely out of the top drawer. That's not common at all, not at the coal face anyway.

No idea if she's a slag but she wasn't the usual construction munter.

I've got a female trainee engineer here, looking at her from behind you'd think she was a lad, and she's on the other bus so definitely not feminine and walks and dresses like a bloke. Massive tits though. I mean, stand out heaving chest, it just doesn't look right.

 

Yep, you're both Nancy boys.

 

Dog walking was ok, better than working. Managed 3 pints of Hop House at lunch

 

Yeah this last bird was also fit til she opened her mouth. Irish accent.

 

Got a taste for the beer now so I'm off to the pub.

 

Yeah not looking at anythjng massive but not a rowing boat ffs it needs an engine, just like a cabin boat to fit 4 or so people in or maybe something quicker lol. Just trying to get a rough idea of running costs though you're right to say that it's probably worth leaving on a trailer.

 

ffs libby you won the lottery or something?

you're taking the bus to work / hitch hiking and now you're looking into a ****ing yacht

 

Yeah because a luxury yacht is what I'm talking about

Go to bed Bobby ffs.