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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You fly to the other side of the world to take pictures of dead logs.

    I spend days picking mirrored aviators so I can stare at oily tits and camel toes.

    People like different things I guess.
     
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  2. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Ah, I missed that.

    I go to France anyway but have a couple of days in Cantabria on the way back usually. It's lovely, no Carling in sight, just loads of Tapas, Mahou and estrella Galicia.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Must admit, Canada was too cold for oily tits.

    Last trip to California though always witnesses some bronzed and well toned hotties.

    Loads of the girls just wear bikinis in the surf in Southern California, so there’s always the chance of a bit of nip slip too :tongue:
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG posted a pic from a pub beer garden where he’d snuck in a can of Carling and thatchers and was making his own snakebike, the ****ing pikey.
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    The Merc equivalent of the T5 is good and way cheaper. The one below a sprinter, can't remember what the model is.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Was he in Spain though?!?!
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Vito ?

    Think they rust out like a motherfucker though. The T5 is galvanised, so down here with the salty sea air that will be essential. Especially if I’m looking at an older van
     
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    Las Vegas I think ..
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    That's in California, right?
     
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    Back in the day a lot of pubs wouldn’t serve you snakebite. One landlord said to me, “it sends em doolally, mate”
     
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    That’s right mate. You obviously know your shiz
     
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    I used to drink that **** when I was a teenager. Pint of snakebite and black, basically strongest cider available topped up with lager and a splash of blackcurrant cordial.

    Was ****ing vile, but it got you ****ered on a couple of pints
     
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  13. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Eeew.
    Why not just drink vodka or whiskey.
    Tastes better.
    I personally dont like having to drink gallons of vile tasting liquid to get drunk. I just end up pissing all night.
    Better down a few treble vodka's, it is quicker and easier.
     
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    It used to be £1 a pint at my SU in my first year of uni and drank it quite a lot. One night I was a few deep and did a massive line of what I thought was coke, turned out to be ket and I woke up in a bush the next day with Ribena coloured puke all over me, haven't drank the stuff since.
     
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    Double post
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    HIAG takes his own Carling. He hates all that foreign crap.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Ah the pissed up accidental ket line. Always amusing.
     
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    For everyone else it is, not so much for the person who has done it. A bit like the accidental "**** I put a gram into that rizla" mandy bomb
     
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    This I need to see.....,link!
     
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