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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. NSIS

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    Look in the area mate. There’s golf courses everywhere over here. Loads and loads of em.

    Yes, I’ve been down there. Worth a visit for a few hours. They give off a bit of a pong due to the organisms and the very high salt content
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its colour belt gradings today, so its off to examine them.

    Its always good to watch them perform there new skills you have taught them.

    Remember a black belt is a white belt that never quit <ok>
     
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    Any of them taking spelling and grammar?
     
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  4. Treble

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    and punctuation?
     
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    I'm just generally feeling pissed off .

    If I was a Robot , I would be called Marvin !

    Looking forwards to the Canadian GP though :)
     
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  6. Sweats

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    I’ve had a **** day. Spent most of it in a&e having broken a rib.

    Can’t believe how painful it is.
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Broken ribs are ****ing agony. As you know, you literally cannot move or breathe properly without excruciating pain.
    Hate to say it bro, but you've got a few months of painful ribs coming up. Try not to cough and whatever you do, do not sneeze !
     
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  8. Sweats

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    I’ve not had a **** yet. Not entirely sure I’m going to be able to wipe my arse.

    They gave me some morphine and I was still in pain.
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Begs the question mate, how did you bust a rib?
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    How did you break your ribs ? I had to wipe my arse leaning forward and going in between my legs. Trying to twist was agony. Ribs take ages to heal, because the lining also gets badly bruised when you break/crack a rib. For a couple of weeks after I broke a rib I thought I was never going to be pain free again because it was so intense. It gets easier, but sneezing nearly ****ing killed me.
     
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    Done it three times. It’s a bastard! You can’t hardly move or the pain rips through you. And sleep! Only have to move the wrong way in your sleep and.....****!!!!
     
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  12. Sweats

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    Slipped over fell on my right side.
     
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  13. Sweats

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    Woke myself up screaming in pain this morning. I walked home after falling over last night. Felt like I’d hurt myself but nothing serious.

    Woke up at 6:30 this morning screaming in pain and couldn’t get out of bed. Spent 6 hours in a&e in a corridor on a trolley with no pain relief. Was a real joy.
     
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    Ouch. I’ve never broken a rib but I once tore the muscles at the base of my rib cage and that hurt like a mother ****er for weeks.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    I know mate. ****ing sickening pain, and it lasts for months ! I broke two ribs surfing a shallow reef. Was giving it the billy big bollocks trying to go further than my mates into nearly dry reef. Got sucked over the lip of a relatively small but powerful wave, tried to land 'starfish' and got slammed into the rock on my side. By the time I got out of the water I needed to be helped back up the beach and then the agony really set in.
     
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    Reminds me of Stepping Hill tbh. Still have nightmares and would never go back there.

    Unlucky mate, hope you recover soon <ok>
     
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    Just spent best part of an hour installing a tv, bifta time:biggrin:

    What ****s up, Where's @Commachio :bandit:
     
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  18. NSIS

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    How you feeling today mate?
     
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    Kneading dough, bro.
     
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    Me too, making currant buns.
     
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