Off Topic The Burly Arms

Really sorry to hear that mate.

All the best to you and yours.

 

No ****.

Drug suspect on toilet strike for 37 days 'could die' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-43174862

 

Poo watch is still going

We've been following this

 

How the **** can you not take a **** for 37 days ?!

 

He must have so much food in there to drag it out this long lol.

 

Use a rubber bung, or even a lychee.

 

Jesus though, when he does eventually squeeze one out it's going to be like a ****ing coiled rope

 

Speaking from experience ?

 

Just the lychee part.

 

So I'm gonna ask an obvious question here:

Why did you shove a Lychee up your jacksy ?

 

To stop having a ****.

Ffs Piskie keep up

 

You cant

 

You can. Read the story..

Poo watch is alive and kicking. Well barely alive.

 

Its gotta be bollox mate.

Youd be dead long before that

 

No, it's true, we've been following his **** story.

 

****ing why man ?!

 

Cos he swallowed half ounce of crack and heroin each?

 

In other **** related news ....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5612572/serial-pooper-cops-motion-activated-camera-cul-de-sac/

 

Is the guy on a hunger strike?

 

**** strike.