Off Topic The Burly Arms

Just laughing at this .

Laughing now i know it was a mistake I mean .


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/42678647

 

You forgot his hatred towards Moyes

 

Spent the morning setting up the final touches to my Phillips hue set up. Just need 6 ceiling lights for the kitchen and my whole house will have voice activated lighting.

The colours and ability to dim etc. Is brilliant.

I love gadgets and I'm a sucker for them. Ordered a hive thermostat to do my heating system by voice too. TV is all set up with Chromecast to Google Home so I don't need a remote anymore either.

Love it but realise the stupidity of what I'm doing too

 

Does it do blow jobs on command?

 

No but the Mrs does.

 

Does it just recognise your voice, or is it like Alexa or Siri where it recognises anybody's voice ?

Can see people like me opening people's letter boxes and ****ing around with people's settings if it's the latter

 

You can add 6 voices to each device so it only recognises the set voices...

Clever though as both mine and the Mrs voice will activate our own account. So my Mrs can add an appointment using her voice and it won't affect my diary. If I say morning it'll activate my stuff. If she says morning it'll activate her stuff.

The lighting has so many options and settings. I've set a sensor on all our phones so if lights are left on they switch off when the last person leaves the house. Also if we're away I can turn my lights on remotely. Good for avoiding burglars.

 

Who’s voice? And if it’s your’s is it the sober one or the bladdered one

 

I've taught it both just incase.

 

Dumbing you down...don't do it

 

Show her that post and see if she agrees with you mate?

You'll be fine once the bruises have eased up

 

I’d imagine he’s talking about his hairdryer.

 

Looking through the news articles about Carillion. They were the principal contractors for HS2 and they've gone into liquidation, banks looking at £2bn deficits from them popping. 20-odd thousand staff on the scrap heap.

I'm not surprised to be honest.

 

I'm finding that I need more Eco dots, got 2 at the moment 1 up 1 downstairs but if I'm in the kitchen there's no way either are hearing me. Might get 1 more for the hall.

 

Siri needs to up her game

'Siri, play Ice Cube'

'Sorry, Siri does not have nice pubes in her data collection'

 

Just bought four match tickets (2 games) for the grand price of 20 notes...get in there!

 

Teaching Mrs Ginge the offside rule with graphics.

 

Wembley yeah?

 

Local 5 a side tournament?

 

Nope...two home games, Fleetwood and Posh, two tickets for each game, all in 20 quid booooooom! I thought it would be an allocated seat somewhere obscure, they said no, any seats I want YEEEESSSSSS!