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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Death by felching <whistle>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not seen that as an option in the menu screen, I'll just check again...


    Nope deffo not there.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh>

    ... one of Spurly's 'cheats' from Google ..<cheers>
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Approach from the back and assasinate, then do a runner. Get Senu's eye on him and then keep on approaching him from the back once he's calmed down. Go toe to toe and you're dead.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Doing that as soon as I find one.
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Just booked a 'guarantee to ski' lesson at the chill factore on Monday.

    After that I will stroll to Old Trafford, have some beers at Media City, and go watch United dick managerless Stoke.

    Looking forward to my day off on Monday now!
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sounds good mate... Just watch out for the sacking of the manager bounce <whistle>
     
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  8. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Oh man, I love skiing. Don’t go very often now as the missus doesn’t ski. But used to go every year when the kids were younger.


    Some of the best hols I’ve ever had!
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    What if you can't ski after the lesson?

    I went skiing once, nearly ****ing killed myself. Good fun but I'm really bad at anything involving balance.
     
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  10. NSIS

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    Yeah, but nearly ****ing killing yourself is a big part of the fun when you’re learning. :wink:
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'll be having more lessons when I'm out there!

    I'll piss it though. I'm a man of natural balance!
     
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  12. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Keeping it clean tonight and tidy... Was a proper twat last time out on here, my bad to judge others agenda..

    Have a great night all..<ok>
     
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  13. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I ****ed up at the suicide squad training ...
     
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  14. NSIS

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    I got more mouthfuls of snow than I care to remember while learning.

    Difficult when you’re beginning but you have to relax. If you think you’re gonna crash, you will.

    And don’t worry about making a total tit out of yourself, everybody does.
     
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  15. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I was joking .
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Never done skiing.

    Went down the artificial slope in Soton sports centre on for sale and road signs as a pilled up teenager if that counts?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Bit of a crazy day today. Started off with a lovely surf here. Then spent the afternoon at A&E with my dad who’d fallen and smashed his head on the patio, Mum panicking. He had to have a CT scan, x-rays and stitches. His dementia means that communication is really difficult so it was a long afternoon. Just home now and I’m ****ing starving !

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  18. Number 1 Jasper

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    Hope it all turns out ok !

    What are you having for tea ?
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Hope that the old man is okay Pisk <ok>
     
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Ditto at Calshot activity centre , minus the pills !

    And having read this again , minus the road signs as well !!!
     
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