£75 notes cash in the hand for a Christmas Eve magic show debut.........lovely jubbly At least it’ll pay for the juice for the Merc to get to me Ma’s
Racist. No, historically stout was a white ale that morphed into the current versions we see. Brewers are going back to the traditional white stouts.
HIAG does a brilliant disappearing act when spurs lose. Might have to expand his repertoire for regular paid gigs though.
Yep. That’s going to be me, tonight. Trying to entertain miserable bastards who don’t want any magic in their lives.
You actually come across as a bit of Chevy Chase, Paul Bocuse, Dennis Thatcher and Rik Mayall (RIP) rolled into one.. Quite the unpredictable aren't you..
It’s for my club, Tobias. They begged me to do it. I have a 15 minutes’ slot before the prize bingo draw, and two hours of table hopping. Who says they’re paying me buttons? In any event, you completely misunderstand my love of magic. I’ve been performing it for free since I was 9 years old. Some of the World’s greatest magicians have been and are amateurs. This isn’t a career move.
Never heard of white stout, but then I'd never heard of pegging. This board is an educational hot bed, amongst other things. Had the Christmas Eve lunch, which turned out to be almost tea as they took ages. All good though, good food, a few ales and a glass of vin rouge. Got to while the afternoon away keeping an eye on three x boxer's and half an eye on the turkey being cooked so have lit the front room fire and poured a glass of port. Chin chin.
Local Conservative club ? Those ****ing shysters are great at making public services disappear, they should appreciate your act.
Local club begs loser to play magic for Car Boot Organisation's Christmas doo. His pièce de résistance is making a Pot Noodle stick to the ceiling.
