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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I've never had a threesome, closest I've come was me n my best pal nearly twoing up on his Mrs (my ex), problem being I gave my pal his first ever jack and jill the night before and it wasn't working for **** <laugh>


    She was a Virgin at the time too so felt like if he couldn't take part I couldn't really take her virginity on my own so got noshed off by her instead.

    Good day that.
     
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  2. Oh, sweet Lord!
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    When HIAG feels kinky he reaches for a Bombay Badboy.
     
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  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Did you pop your micro penis in there then put a spell on her to make it feel you were in?

    That said you must have a few tricks up your sleeve as can't believe a bird with a pulse could take your tedium.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Glad I'm not the only one:emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> ****ing nailed on
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Healthier than eating Eagles ?

    Will need proof too
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sexual acts HIAG. We're not talking about showing her your magic card tricks.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I think he means Rohypnol
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    Seriously wondering if HIAG actually knows what to do with a pussy.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He wouldn't know what the **** to do with it anyway.
    HIAG might as well just bore a woman into a passing out.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Gives it a stoke and pretends he's a James Bond villan
     
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  13. brb

    brb CR250

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    You cnuts not got a bed to go too <whistle>
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You want some private space to groom HIAG ?
     
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  15. brb

    brb CR250

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    I already know who HiaG is, so no grooming required :)
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That will carry a threat of legal action if he thinks you're accessing his private parts @Hoddle Is A God
     
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  17. brb

    brb CR250

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    I don't need to access anything, word on the street bro - good source too <ok>
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sesame Street ?

    Can you post up HIAG's email ? I just want to send him some condolence messages about losing at not606.
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Good morning, train time.
     
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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Will this evenings train time update see Luv half pissed?
     
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