Off Topic The Burly Arms

I've never had a threesome, closest I've come was me n my best pal nearly twoing up on his Mrs (my ex), problem being I gave my pal his first ever jack and jill the night before and it wasn't working for ****


She was a Virgin at the time too so felt like if he couldn't take part I couldn't really take her virginity on my own so got noshed off by her instead.

Good day that.

 

Oh, sweet Lord!

 

When HIAG feels kinky he reaches for a Bombay Badboy.

 

Did you pop your micro penis in there then put a spell on her to make it feel you were in?

That said you must have a few tricks up your sleeve as can't believe a bird with a pulse could take your tedium.

 

Glad I'm not the only one

 

****ing nailed on

 

Healthier than eating Eagles ?

Will need proof too

 

Sexual acts HIAG. We're not talking about showing her your magic card tricks.

 

I think he means Rohypnol

 

Seriously wondering if HIAG actually knows what to do with a pussy.

 

He wouldn't know what the **** to do with it anyway.
HIAG might as well just bore a woman into a passing out.

 

Gives it a stoke and pretends he's a James Bond villan

 

You cnuts not got a bed to go too

 

You want some private space to groom HIAG ?

 

I already know who HiaG is, so no grooming required

 

That will carry a threat of legal action if he thinks you're accessing his private parts @Hoddle Is A God

 

I don't need to access anything, word on the street bro - good source too

 

Sesame Street ?

Can you post up HIAG's email ? I just want to send him some condolence messages about losing at not606.

 

Good morning, train time.

 

Will this evenings train time update see Luv half pissed?