Off Topic The Burly Arms

Tea?

 

Saturday night subliminal advert for lager.

 

I’m going to have some more tea.

 

Chang is gnats piss

 

it’s wife beater out here pal.

 

We had it on draught at Goodison for years, it's ****ing horse piss

 

Ok, for you Tobes with a Thai Daily Mail

 

Are you drinking in a squat?

 

It was probably brewed under license by piss savers.

 

Mate I’m up the fecking jungle here but I know it looks like Bells caravan.

 

Dunno, but it was minging, it was 2 pints max as it made you heave, strong like.

 

Jungle boozer or your own gaff?

I half fancy a trip to Thailand

 

Is it gnats or horses piss Tobes? I don't mind the odd pint of Horse but Gnat is hangin.

On a serious note I agree, it's lifting.

I've got quite attached to Amstel lately.

 

Love a bit of Amstel on tap.

 

United had Singha on tap for a while and that was also **** all like the proper Thai stuff. No doubt ruined by Interbrew or Inbev.

Currently cradling an ice cold Stella to get rid of the remnants of a hangover from last night.
Works do, the food was diabolical, barely edible ****e. The red wine was decent enough though!

 

I'd rather have Singha than Heineken.

 

I'm on my usual Estrella.

 

Yeah, so would I.

Especially warm Heineken.

 

Sod the food Tel. Just go straight to the liquid course! Sounds good to me!

 

Guinness is a meal. That **** shouldn't be mixed with real food.