Off Topic The Burly Arms

Still keeping an eye on @Bodinki for us all Bob? Good lad.

 

It's snowing!

 

I've only just woke up. Needed water and a spliff immediately. Done in a bottle of rum last night... feel ropey. But stoned and ropey now so a bit better.

 

I've been blagged into going to the ****ing garden centre this afternoon ffs.

Those places in December scare the life out of me.

 

You'll be needing a dirty lunch soon I think....spicey chicken fillet burger and fries....do they have decent takeaways near you?

When I was in Devon...it was ****e for dinner kebabs, burgers etc.

 

We don't get snow in Weymouth. Maybe once a decade and that's about a cm.

 

Yeah it's ****e here too. The odd ones okay but generally ****...

Its looking likely I'm having some **** healthy stuff at the garden centre. Don't think they sell kebabs.

 

Near the coast...becomes sleet quick time....I live in the hills

 

I was ignoring him by avoiding the thread...simple really, you ought to try it sometime

 

They're interesting for about 10 minutes until you get asked to load the car up with 10 bags of compost whilst she plays with some Dwarfs fishing rod

 

Eating at the garden centre?

can imagine that being a **** lunch...jacket potatoes. Save your money...I hate eating in places that are not meant for eating...you can usually tell.

 

I never go on that thread. It's proper ****ed up.

I go where I want mate. Even your ban hammer can't stop me!

 

Too late she's all excited. She's had a hard time recently and let me drink a bottle of rum on my own last night while gaming! It was part of the deal

 

Been snowing here since yesterday. Am all chest infectioned up and breathing like an asthmatic how

Need me dome of them samosas. Be a bro bring some over

 

They would get your nose running and forehead sweating...just what you need Fan....if only you lived next door...instead looks like Ian and Cheryl going to be getting a plateful off me.

 

You ever banged Cheryl?

 

I did get a mixed kebab with chilli n extra onions to get me sweating and it did work. Am feeling some samosas though

I would ask the Mrs but I ripped out the kitchen before I got this ****. No sink or anything. Bottled water and takeaway

 

I knew a Cheryl once. Over 6 ft tall at 16.

I was in love.

Im 5'10 but love me an amazon

 

Had a party once...house warming...she was drinking....started at around 8 n was Pist and emotional by 10. She kept on doing that 'aww you're sweet Spurlock, find yourself a woman' hugging ****. Then Ian had to take her home. Bitch has left me finishing that night off in my head ever since. Married with 2 young girls...that's as close as I'll get I think.

 

I just knew you were going to ask that