Your mum's the policeman from 'Allo allo' Sorry Foss In my ****ed up state and feeling childish it came into my head and couldn't resist
Crawled into my pit about 6. Woke up not long ago with a mouth like a junkies carpet so downed 2 pints of water and decided it's probably not worth going back to sleep. I don't know whether to laugh or cry tbh. On the plus side train at half 9 and gonna have to soldier on... Looking forward to going to the 'not a derby' derby. We are Southampton, the south coast is ours Up the ****ing Scum!!
There's 4 peroni in the fridge waiting for me to have on journey n a hair of the dog (again)! I may also have something else as back up which may be of assistance in waking my ass up and keeping me straight
Sausage butty at the train station and a quick kip on the train. First pint will hurt, but then you'll be on it again You're going to be absolutely ****ed tomorrow lol
Yeah Monday is going to be a bad day. So glad I'm not in work until Tuesday, for once I'm ****ing glad I do shifts Oh and the way I see today going I don't think I'll be eating anytime soon...