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  1. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    Rough day at work and just over halfway through a nice bottle of 'Chateau Sissan' to unwind.....

    ......as you were. <bubbly><ok>
     
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    Bald Archie, Nov 25, 2017
  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    New staff member doing their first weekend, pain in the arse tbh.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I used to hate people shadowing me at work. Meant I had to pretend I knew what the **** I was doing, found that really tough to be honest.
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    And you have to actually do some work.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    I know !

    ffs
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 25, 2017
  6. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    At Wolverhampton Races tonight and not one bloody winner!!

    To make matters worse, my wife's had 4 out of 7 so far :emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    Burly Hurley, Nov 25, 2017
  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Get her to give you her winnings as its haram money mate

    And it can't be spent on anything for her NAD the kids so only you can spend it
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 25, 2017
  8. NSIS

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    Nice suggestion, mate. But as I doubt Burly or his Missus are Muslims, he might get the big **** off on that one..,
     
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    NSIS, Nov 25, 2017
  9. Burly Hurley

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    Correction! 5 from 8!! She had Tuscany in the last race! :emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin

    She's going to be unbearable now!!!

    She'll spend it on me anyway mate! Im loved <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Burly Hurley, Nov 25, 2017
  10. The Ginger Marks

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    Trying out the new florescent glow in the dark condoms.
    condom.jpg
     
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  11. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    Wow, that's some cock your wife has.:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Bald Archie, Nov 25, 2017
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  12. Stan

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    <laugh>

    Skiddy?
     
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    Stan, Nov 25, 2017
  13. thefanwithnoname

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    His wife is mate, hence my suggestion
     
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  14. NSIS

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    Fair enough. Didn’t know that...<ok>
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

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    I've been winding dull up all day on the politics thread and he just wrote me an essay <laugh>
     
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  16. Stan

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    He’s been utterly ****ing batshit mental today.
     
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  17. NSIS

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    That’s some rant, even by his standards!

    He’s probably shouting at the TV now.
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    Impressive eh but not as big as mine. :)
     
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  19. Lovearsenalcock

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    Home now...I knew I was back...train delays...pathetic

    Time for some real Weed
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Nov 25, 2017
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  20. Skylarker

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    Just in time for MOTD. Nicely done <ok>
     
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