Off Topic The Burly Arms

Did you slide into Stephen Crayon's DM's?

 

Rumbled

 

Burn him.

 

Female?

 

Correct.

Been single since last summer and met up with a few slags etc but not been on a proper date in years really.

 

We're proud of you brother

 

Have a **** first.

 

@Tel

when we got Bris new website closed down within a week, for obscene material

 

Nah you're not, I'm not even proud and having second thoughts already and only arranged it tonight

Yeah she's much hotter than the last thing I shagged, viagra or ching might be the order of the night

 

I haven’t been on a proper date since 1999...

EDIT: actually I have but don’t tell anyone

 

Will we get pics of her?

 

Ok mate, hush hush.

How much did it cost?

 

Hopefully she doesn’t look like Deirdre Barlow. That was disappointing.

 

I get the feeling liebher has higher standards than sky.

 

In the end nothing as I came to my senses.

If I’d seen it through then I think it would have cost me, approximately, all of the house and half the money in the bank plus monthly payments for all eternity as there’s absolutely no doubt whatsoever that I would have been found out.

 

If I get the beat but it doesnt look like It'll go any further, then I may try and get one yeah - see how I feel

Nah she's fitter than her, though being perfectly straight with you, when he sent me that pic not long after leaving him the station I thought she looked hot

Must have been so ****ing drunk @Skylarker

 

Close call mate

 

Dont get to pissed and nail it big time

 

You make the not getting too drunk sound easy

 

Haha, im just blagging it.