Off Topic The Burly Arms

Morning. We’ve been moved to a different plane for some reason. Always a good sign.

 

She's on Loose Women.

 

Morning

 

Morning

 

Speedy boarding if you’re with kids is fine if you’re a couple with a baby. Not a family of ten with Jayden and Jayson in their matching Nike tracksuits who will be on the Smirnoff Ices in three hours.

Got the back row to myself. Win.

 

With you not having kids of your own. Can I ask why you’ve chosen to go away during the Easter Holidays ? Absolutely the worst time to travel if you’re a young couple as there are families everywhere and everything costs twice as much

 

Up here atm

this is a bit of a mental place. Those buildings on the edge of the cliff are old tin mines.

they sunk a shaft diagonally out to sea which runs for about 1.5 miles and goes 1300ft deep under the sea bed

Apparently the miners used to be able to hear rocks being tumbled around in big storms above their heads.

**** that

 

Beautiful spot though

if you weren’t a miner

 

Fosse went there when he was young…….



will get my coat.

 

Wasn’t my choice. The most difficult one in the group has kids but will do anything to get a few days away from them. Not many on the flight anyway- probably 90% blokes. The change of plane was due to the other one being too small for all the golf clubs checked on.

But speedy boarding. Woke nonsense.

 

So the one with kids has left the kids behind ?

Wouldn’t it have then still been easier to go when they were at school ?

 

**** knows. Why are the little ****s off now if Easter is 2.5 weeks away? Don’t know they’re bloody born. In the cab now. Only €15 so must be nearby.

 

Easter hols start tomorrow mate.

Good luck queuing up for your waffles at the buffet with Tyler and Mason fighting over the maple syrup

 

It’s a golf resort of some description so I’m assuming not and there’s no **** here as presumably they’re all on the course including my mates on an earlier flight. Nice little chat in Spanish with the Venezuelan girl (7.5) behind the desk which she clearly loved. Room is ok but the hotel itself seems nice.

 

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Are you in Villamoura?

It's ****e.

There are a couple of titty bars but I never went. The beach bars are cringe too.

 

Don’t you think it’s a little unethical to be flirting with a 7.5 year old Venezuelan girl ?

 

I’m getting a Piano. It’s free, but just been quoted £369 to move it ffs

This is a middle class service in a world that I was not born into.