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  1. Gessa

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    Half a dizzy blonde with a large Ardbeg chaser
     
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    I love a G&T <laugh> @Chief Yorkshire is taking the piss.
     
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    We've always taken the piss.
     
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    <laugh>, he is, yes!

    He'll soon find the error of his ways when he's had more than a couple Ardbegs.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Not a big drinker but a G&T is a solid option after a couple of pints. Ooooh I want ale after ale. Ooooh shag me CAMRA.
     
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    So we've had it confirmed living in south Wales turns you from being masculine into becoming part of the fairer sex. Fortunately it hasn't spread north from the valley's and dark spirits are still thriving.
    Horny confirming what we all suspected.
     
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    G&T is magnificent if full of, or sick of, beer.

    Easy on the waistline too.

    <ok>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I'm having a G&T next out of protest. @Horny 4 Hamas is just upset that I'm not having lemonade other tonic which breaks Brighton rules.
     
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    I like the Seville orange Tanqueray with a slimline Fever Tree tonic.
     
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    @Gessa will hunt you down.
     
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    Kidnap him,take him 450 miles north and keep him captive long enough until he learns the art of dark spirits and real ale. Tbh, it could be our biggest challenge yet.
     
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    To take me out for a G&T presumably.
     
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    Marnin’

    back on the markets today.

    Its raining and it’s still dark outside
     
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    Morning. Got woken up by seagulls. Birds, not Brighton fans.
     
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    ‘They look like one of them coats 2 kids would climb into to sit on your mate’s shoulder so you could both sneak into cinema and watch Emanuelle 3’

    <laugh>
     
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    Morning - weekend depression postponed until tomorrow and looking forward to the big hits in the France v Ireland game in the 6 Nations before watching some fairy rolls and handbag postulating on MOTD tonight ...
     
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