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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Cocker? - Cross?
     
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    Springer x Collie

    Sprollie

    Bright and bonkers
     
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    well what else was that combo going to be <laugh>
     
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    Clinger?
     
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    Collinger

    Bit like the Champagne...
     
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  6. Sucky

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    Like it.

    The name not the drink
     
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    Looking for a new car for the missus. Went to see a VW Polo today. I'd done my homework and asked all the relevant questions

    Does it have any faults or issues that need attention ? Does everything work as it should, electrics, windows, doors, locks, AC, Radio etc etc. What sort of service history has it got, when was the cambelt last changed, when was it last serviced etc etc.

    Yeah all good the seller tells me. 12 months mot.

    Turn up and this thing is a bag of ****. The bonnet doesn't line up with the wing, neither does the boot. Every panel has a dink, dent or scrape on it and there is rust all along the sills. Take a look under the bonnet and there is an air intake pipe missing, battery cover missing, some other electrical stuff with no cover on, undertray is missing, barely any fluid in the expansion tank.

    As soon as I start it up the engine management light comes on and so does the DPF light.

    Matey is then trying to tell me, Oh it just needs a little bit of TLC I'm open to offers

    Yeah how about you offer me the cost of my fuel to drive over here and view this pile of ****

    Ya ****.
     
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    Choir in the pub today, not my thing but different I suppose.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wales mate, people singing all over the ****ing place.
     
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    Don't sound so bad.

    In London we mainly have tramps screaming obscenities in the street
     
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    Did you have a listen to my lads single when I posted it on the music Fred?
     
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    No mate ain't been on there for a while tbh

    I'll go have a look for it
     
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    I'll post it again for you.
     
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    Great walking weather today, mostly blue skies all day.
     
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    St David's Day tomorrow so Welsh Cakes on the bar and the choir and giving it some bit it's packed so can't really hear them.
     
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    Mother in law will be making her Welsh cakes tonight, be around tomorrow handing them out, she does a decent job tbf.
     
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    Love 'em ... Welsh Cakes... not mother-in-laws.... <laugh>
     
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    Always found them to be hit and miss, when you buy in the shops in Wales, they always seemed a bit dry, but get them from a cafe or cake shop, they're nice and moist, fresher I suppose.
    Prefer Barra Brith personally
     
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    What's a Welsh cake?

    Like is it different to a normal cake?

    I bet it's bread or a bun or some ****<laugh>
     
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