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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    selling an electric car…..no ULEz charge and if the electric stays in, nice and economical. Be a good investment if you get that job.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    From B-town that would be a hell of a drive. We’ll see. They say they do 3x per week in the office on the job spec but I reckon I could do two which is doable and there’d be a fair bit of European travel which would get paid for rather than the £45 or so a day for the train. Long way to go to get it anyway and I’m fairly sure I wouldn’t have a clue what I was doing but the first two stages have gone well.
     
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  3. Gessa

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    Not back in the day mate, I seem to remember being told a few years after we stopped going, that Mondays and Thursdays had a reputation as a certain clientele had taken over those nights
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    How does that even work? Even with no breaks that’s 82 seconds per bloke on average so was it literally slip in, slip out and on your way? Inevitably some would’ve needed a bit of warming up.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    She must've liked you mate no one else got 80 seconds
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

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    Better for the kid if it's one of that lot rather than an actual boyfriend, kid is gonna get spoilt rotten with over 1000 potential fathers.
     
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    That's literally how it worked, endless queue and each one informed they had 80 seconds to get it in, move it around for a minute and then **** off.
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I dont think it will work out that way tbh


    She and the Kids gonna have no idea who it's dad is and I doubt any of the desperados who dipped her will want anything to do with it.

    Unless westys gonna step up @Horny 4 Hamas?
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

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    Yeah I was just trying to put a positive spin on a sticky situation. Literally, a sticky situation.
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    Based on the clips I’ve seen of her it’s probably coming out the wrong hue to be mine.
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    Poor kid

    prolly grow up angry and mentally abused by society till he kicks her **** to death for some internal peace

    or probably commit suicide in its teens
     
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  14. Charlie Dogscock

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    Suicide foretold before the kid is even born. Eeek.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    Welcome to the Prem board fam

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Seems Thats going round this morning. <laugh>
     
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  17. Sucky

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    Makes complete sense now
     
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    Been cleaning all day, wine tasting later.
     
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    Nibbles.
     
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    sod that wheres the booze

    PS looks like Szob is playing LF tonight
     
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