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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    be honest now, we are near Chorley getting a charge top up and you have gone to look for your ‘special’ magazines
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    Top tip for service stations. Get a coffee from the self serve Costa machine in WH Smith’s and don’t pay for it.
     
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    Shropshire hills today, only 8 miles but some tough ascents
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    Morning. Don’t forget to buy flowers today.
     
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    I'm quite lucky that Mrs luv generally isn't arsed with this crap.
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    She’s told you that for 25 years and you’ve not realised.
     
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    Morning - just!
     
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    lol wow look at this bullshit. Just got a penalty notice for stopping in a yellow box junction in London

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    They're ****s mate, first time I ever saw this bolloxs was well over a decade ago in London, I thought back then it will not be long before they give all governing bodies the power to dish out this bullshit.

    There is clearly no obstruction of the junction there, and no vehicles waiting to come out. Welcome to Big Brother 2025.
     
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    Morning. 8+ hours sleep, day off today, the sky is blue, the playoff express is on the move tonight after an unscheduled stop in Coventry. What a time to be alive.
     
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    It's **** here but it's Friday so I don't care.
     
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    Beautiful stuff. Spring is basically here. Don’t forget sun cream.
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    No rain is a bonus, will get out for a walk Saturday and Sunday.
     
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    ****'s sake man, that is bullshit

    That's cameras for you though, automated bollocks, it either is or it isn't..... without any context or nuance of the situation

    It's clear there you've thought there's enough room to get across the junction, and the car in front has stopped just short of you being able to get across.

    Who the **** can determine that in moving traffic

    ****s

    Are you gonna appeal it ?
     
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    Makes me wonder what happened to @Chief's appeal when he was photographed trying to ram that cyclist into the hedge <whistle>
     
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    Yeah it’s nice. Went into the florist and the prices are predictably insane so got her a croissant and fancy soap for 1/5 of what they wanted for a fairly unspectacular bouquet. Bitches love carbs and fancy soap.
     
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