This is actually a good tip rather than what Sucky has read on a Facebook group with a St George profile pic.
Morning conspiracy people. I got **** all cash in the house and don't carry a wallet anymore. If the world goes to **** I'm eating people.
That is why we need fat people, I've said before I'd eat person if it came it. Nice juicy fat **** and some chips
If we reach the point where we’re eating the fat I’m not sure there’ll be chips. I’d go jacket potato and spinach anyway as got to watch the calories.
Most of that is done on contactless now bro. But I do get paid some cash. Some of it I put in the bank, but this is my emergency stash. I always keep enough back to make sure I can fly to my secret bunker in Switzerland, which is stocked with the finest brandy and caviar and is served by topless supermodels.
It’s all a bit surreal now. It’s started with me helping a mate out, now you’re making the next Bond movie!!
That's cool bro, I have my Jihadi contacts ready for when we need to defeat the anti-christ armies of Trump
