The knife really glides through the air better on days like this. Lovely conditions for stealing phones on a BMX too.
No that's when you go for a walk with your dog and join other people walking their dogs. Bloody pervert.
Buenos dias. Good day to sit inside through hours of presentations nobody remembers and nobody does anything different in response to.
Said something similar in a meeting once, with me not being of that decision making level it went down a storm.
sitting through a meeting once thinking i had ever heard so much utter **** then realised everyone had stopped talking and were staring at me - oops.
We used to play bullshit bingo in meetings and one of my colleagues used to have one of those click counters that was used every time some meaningless saying or phrase was used.
Corporate jargon instils me with rage. Blue Sky thinking.....lets have an idea shower, think outside the box, going forward.....Why say lets do this "going forward"? Thats the only way you can do things, you cant do it going backwards in the past ffs. Unless you have a delorean or a TARDIS stashed away somewhere.
