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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Think they are 1.1mp
     
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  2. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    That’s a strange shopping trolley….or is it a takeaway.
     
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  3. brb

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    Watched some guy driving around Sarasota in the storm in his pick up, mad bastard. <laugh>

    Stream went dead during a high gust, everyone commenting like RIP....then the stream came back and it was SAVED! People commenting they were watching a video of dumb ways to die. Saw the power lines spark up and catch fire.

    Looking at his digital app mapping the eye is going to hit Sarasota currently approaching at a speed of up to 100-110mph. Which would make it just short of a Cat 3.
     
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  4. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Japan is beautiful and a different world in terms of politeness. ****ing expensive though.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Morning - dark, damp ... Londinium...:emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    PISKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah I’d had a tentative look at some prices and it’s off the scale. I might try and do a house swap if I can find some English speaking Japanese people who are up for it. Flights not cheap either. But I’ll probs give myself 2-3 years to save up for it.
     
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  8. PISKIE

    PISKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Anyway Marin

    In the dog house this morning because of a ‘rude’ comment I made last night when I moved my missus boots coz they were in the way. She said, ‘your boots are always not being put away’ to which I responded ‘this is not about my boots, I’m just moving yours coz they are in the way, there’s no problem, I’m just moving them’

    And this morning apparently there still is a problem ….
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Fair play, that's touchy even for a woman.

    Blob perhaps?
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Currently working in our HQ.

    Completed a project down west and have nothing of note to move onto until next year.

    I'm bored. Will do a 'site visit' this afternoon and go and play golf, **** it.

    Means I'm at home all week, which has been good so far, but Mrs Chief already hinting she wants me back out of the way.

    Duly noted!
     
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  11. PISKIE

    PISKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Nah just the ‘rude’ comment apparently. Which I’ve somehow managed to escalate this morning for trying to explain. So it’s now about how I apparently also about how leave the milk out of the fridge, which I ****in don’t as I’m always putting her stuff away after she’s left it out coz she tells me ‘don’t put that away I’m about to use it’

    wimin ! ****in hell man. Even when you’re right you’re still wrong
     
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  12. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    if you stay at home much longer Ikea and room refurbishing beckons .
     
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    brb CR250

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    did she mention the bike?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. PISKIE

    PISKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> Not yet
     
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  15. PISKIE

    PISKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If you need any advice about how to handle women mate, you just let me know. I'm a ****in expert in this field.
     
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    Horny 4 Hamas 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Always the most likely explanation yet they get even worse when you suggest that’s the cause.
     
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  17. brb

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    What a real storm surge looks like from September 2022. Don't watch the whole video, just jump in one minute increments, which is roughly every break in the timeline....

     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    What you describe doesn't exist.
     
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  19. Solid Air 2

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    thats brilliant in a terrifying way
     
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  20. PISKIE

    PISKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    We’ve kissed and made up now. But only because I was the one who apologised for being ‘rude’.

    I could have dug my heels and mentioned that maybe a reciprocal apology for overreacting about moving a pair of boots would be appreciated.

    But all that would have achieved is another few hours of me being in the wrong again, so there’s no point.

    So I’m out now getting some shopping and I’ll buy her a bunch of flowers and say sorry again when I get home.

    And this, perversely is how you handle women.
     
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