Yeah they’ve already had a mention from her. I told her (seriously) that the foxes would sort them out. She went mad because she doesn’t want them around, neither
Dump that mate. Lifes too short for some crazy bitch being crazy and you being the reason. Or do like most men and out up with it while you testicles shrink a little bit more each day. Lets turn this frown upside down for example. From now on the story is "shes cruel to animals and i aint sspiken to that monster since.. Good riddance"
Mrs Chief just tried to drag me off into the dunes for a frisk and then backed out due to the 'fishermen'. **** sake, they're looking out to sea trying to catch fish, we're in the sand shuffling about. Startled tbf! She's sat here now looking at me and the pair of us are wondering how the **** to make the two kids instantly fall the **** asleep. Gin is a wonderful thing.
Or get really giddy before running around the house causing chaos and then puking up and falling asleep.
If she's like Mrs luv there's always a thin line between a blow job and a crying mess when it comes to gin.
Reporting live this morning from Chelsea No riots and the brown people are still here Back to the studio
Never see the teary side but, thankfully, regularly get the blow job element. She was off to the shop this morning, came back with a lemon. Which, I can assume, is for this evening's large G&T. Have probs jinxed it now mind. Tears it is.
****ing hot here today. Searing. Take a can of San Mig out out of fridge and it's warm in a couple of minutes.
Just back from a cycle. As soon as I set out I was hungry and all I could think about all the way around was battered sausage and chips lol So that's what I'm having now, with white sliced buttered bread to make a chip butty n all. There's a Fosse joke in there about having a battered sausage after being in the saddle, so I'm making it now.
