Finish at lunchtime on a Friday, so decided to mow the lawn ... stupid idea - so ****ing hot ... but now done ... and this ain't half bad to help
Went round Lidl earlier to get snap for the weekend and i swear 50% of customers were at least seriously overweight and another 10% minimum were morbidly obese . Oh and strangely chunk of them were ignorant twats cheered up slightly by overhearing some woman on her phone "do you want the tinned hot dogs or the fresh ones".
Found today ALEXA has a sense of humour, my wife was waiting for a delivery and ALEXA usually flashes green to notify us it is on its way, it was flashing green but when asked if she had a notification there was silence, I called out ALEXA are you sleeping on the job she replied with the sound of someone snoring I then said ALEXA are you awake now and she replied Yes I am here for you now and I have a notification for you a parcel will be delivered this afternoon
It's my town's turn for it's annual white people only dance and parades today, before we sacrifice somebody later to appease the Pagan gods. Currently lashing down though, so getting that wicker man lit might be difficult if it doesn't clear up.
Morning. Just saw a bloke in an electric wheelchair smoking a *** wearing a Greggs tracksuit. Best country in the world.
Had a passion fruit wheat IPA in the pub yesterday, it was as bad as it sounds. Tiny Rebel can be very good and very bad.
Off to a boozer in my old hometown a little later, probably not been in there on a weekend for about 30 yrs, I've heard a few of my old pals still frequent it, first time my Mrs will have met them, could be an interesting night if the beer flows which I'm sure it will.
