The banz reply would have been You mean this mobility scooter with a 4.2 litre engine and a top speed of 155mph But sometimes you just have to say it like it is
Mine went to a party last night, got pissed, didn't go to work this afternoon, x box and phone both gone. Phone gone until Monday, xbox until he goes to his next shift which is Thursday. The punishment is for being a lightweight and not going to work, he didn't have to be there until 3.00.