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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I was gonna design you a bike tent.

    Cost you more in fines than to build it too so double save really

    No need to thank me honestly
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    Batwing bike spoiler wasn't it ?

    I'd still like to see that <ok>
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeh same

    I mean how could rishi catch you with one anyway.

    Im all Over it
     
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    Rishi was down here the other day.

    He was eating a pasty the wrong way .....bit like a country toff eating chicken wings with a knife and fork

    so he ain't down with any of the Cornish mandem either

    lol twat
     
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  5. Sucky

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    Obviously this is just summin I came up with in like 4 mins but I can see a lot of potential here.

    A lot of potential. Picsart_24-02-11_00-23-33-984.jpg
    As demonstrated here the umbrellawing can be used down or upwind for maximum speed and stealth.
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    And when retracted into the bikes revolutionary compact arm of violent ends system ..... That's C.A.V.E housing for short. Then it becomes another tool to fight bears and wolves while on the moors of Gotham.
    Picsart_24-02-11_00-24-50-281.jpg
     
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  6. Sucky

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    How do you eat a pasty the wrong way?

    Knife and fork obviously
     
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    Just making some mistakes obvious to the fishing village hood bro

    you know, you can spot it
     
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    <applause>
     
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    I dont tho, I don't know the sea people street code..

    I dont wanna be eating a battered sausage down the pier one night in thanet and get jumped for eating it wrong.
     
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    Ive since had anti Seagull Defence system ideas too.

    This could be big
     
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    Yeah man more ideas the better.
     
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    Thanet is @brb jurisdiction

    maybe different rules
     
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    The mothers for Sunday lunch then pub. Good times.
     
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    Walk down the beach, then off for a roastie at the pub, football later

    Proper sunday <ok>
     
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    Morning. Gym done. Need to do 25k steps today to average 15k for the week so wandering up the coast for a few miles and turn back.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    As if A&E resources in this country aren't stretched enough already ... <laugh>
     
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    We are going slightly off-piste for Sunday lunch yet maintaining a British slant ... youngest home from university for the weekend and loves her mum's Cottage Pie ... makes the topping with a leek and cheese mash (always using a good quality cheddar) before adding some more and melting under the grill as the finishing touch ... <ok>
     
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    Very nice. Both cottage and shepherds pie are a fave of mine.
     
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    Everyone loves her cottage pie to be honest.
     
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