No I didn't look for no pics, I can imagine their struggle... You are probably upside down in the water, can't release your seat belt because it will probably auto lock due to the cars position, you can't open the door due to the outside pressure, your only escape is a window but as soon as you open that you lose all your oxygen. That's without wondering if any airbags would inflate or if it's only a two door, so the passengers in the back are instantly fooked. Oh actually you probably can't open the windows, if they are electric and if it's taken me this long to work that out, I'm probably already dead.
My contempt for the public is worst at airports. Billy and Billie in their matching tracksuits, the ****s who are flabbergasted they have to put an iPad in a tray and can’t bring their enormous sun cream on. Babies crying- stay at home, your kid doesn’t give a **** about your week in Tenerife. **** off.
Your kids are old enough to get ****ed off €2 San Miguel while you speak slow and loud English draped in a Welsh flag towel to a bemused Spanish waiter which is exactly what Tenerife is for.
You’ll be singing Land of My Fathers being helped out the pool by Esteban within three hours of landing.
This is why I try to avoid flying at any cost. I use a plane once a year as I have no choice, other than that it's car/van/boat/drive. Kids in the back, none of the mixing with Britain's great filth.
I managed to avoid business travel during the pandemic and beyond and it made me realise just how much I no longer enjoyed it. Unfortunately, this year, this side of my work has increased and it seems like I again spend half my life sitting in airports. Next week I’m back in Italy…I can’t wait
Bit of plane WiFi. Emirates ****s on BA. A reasonable array of talent on the flight and I’ve got a documentary about the 1990 Cameroon squad downloaded.
Would love to do that, my mrs dad had a motorhome thing when she was growing up and shes one of 6 so i imagine that was fun as a kid, matbe not so much for the adults lol
I've got used to it. The kids in the back turn the thing completely ****ing upside down during long journeys though. It's hard to keep on top of that, I just blank it all out and drive. Mrs Chief has to deal with the kids as she can't drive the ****ing thing! That and 'read' a map. I've covered most of France x 4 and half of Spain in that thing.
Only time I will go on a plane is the yearly golf trip. At this point I fully embrace the two pints at 5.00am culture, but prefer to turn up just in time to get on the ****er.
