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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm 52 this year and can confirm that being 50 is a bit ****.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Morning
     
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    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    trust me 60 is worse.
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Buongiorno

    Sacked off QPR with the train strikes. Thought about going to a local game or maybe go and watch the Bwood at Ebbsfleet but think I’ll stick with the golf and tv games.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thanks mate
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    IMG_1624.jpeg
     
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    brb CR250

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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Born natural mate.

    I’ve got a new iPhone which has got a better camera. But this just out of the van window on the way to market this morning.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Only 26 years until the pension kicks in probably.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Forces pension at 55 mate. :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Not if you only did a Duke of Edinburgh bronze award in 1988.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    try and do all the **** you used to do at 16 and you'll soon discover the lie your brain is telling you
     
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    He’s doing a geography GCSE next week actually.
     
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    And ****ing over the lingerie section of the Debenhams catalogue
     
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    Fosse collects them if you need one.
     
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    Fosse ****s over 1950’s knitting patterns
     
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    Making a scarve out of old muff hair, a particular favourite
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Been to a wedding today, pulled a chick and ended out in a gay club with her. Nearly got into a fight with some mush who got offended by me telling him I was best dressed geezer in club.

    Guess it's lottery time, fight or ****? More deets to follow xx
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Update: ended up with neither. Ended up pursuing (unsuccessfully) the fight which lost me the fuxk

    Bad times. I would say lesson learned but we all know that not true
     
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