A few of these little beauties starting to pop up I’m on the bike atm so there’s not much else I could do but eat them
Buongiorno. On the way to somewhere near Preston for work for a couple of days. Hope it’s as **** as when I’ve been for football.
My missus ‘my car smells really badly of Diesel’ Me ‘okay I’ll take a look, how long has it been stinking?’ missus ‘probably a couple of weeks’ me ‘Why didn’t you mention it sooner?’ missus ‘oh I thought it must have been outside’ Checked her car, leak off pipes have split, pissing diesel out all over the engine bay Wimmin
Nice ride out to this Iron Age hill fort this morning. Getting boggy af out there now. Took the dog. One of us came back honking of fox **** and it wasn’t me
I'm 50 next week ****ing 50 man Half a century old, doesn't seem possible. Still feel like I'm 16 years old on the inside.