Off Topic The Burly Arms

Morning

 

Buenos dias kents

 

Que disfrutes el dia.

 

Please tell me it’s pissing down today

 

Indeed

 

Thank ****, sun burn should dissapear by the time I reach the airport car park

 

Haré lo mejor que pueda, tratando de no estrangular a nadie.

 

****ing show off. Nobody likes a smart ass

 

Or someone who can use Google translate.

 

Why use that ****? We did Brexit for a reason

 

Adam Johnson es un delicuente sexual y golpeas caballos.

 

Shouting slowly and loudly at foreign waiters is the true second language of this great nation.

 

Are ya’s gonnae no wi day ****

Mrs is northern Scottish, she doesn’t know the meaning of the word slowly unless it involves ****ing shopping

 

Estoy de acuerdo, en la historia de delitos sexuales del jorobado de gaviotas, sin embargo, soy un hombre gentil y nunca golpearía a un caballo.

 

Dunno what this means. Gaviotas is seagulls or birds or something.

 

How ****ing boring

 

So, currently stuck in Brest due to a medical emergency on the ship.

Great fun, could be here for hours.

My eldest going bonkers as we've got to get him home as he's going to Boardmasters first thing in the morning. Might have to ask @PINKIE to come get him from Plymouth and drop him off at Newquay, cheers.

I can't even just go for a pint ffs.

 

Stuck in brest.

That’s just tickled my immaturity

 

There are some breasts round here I'd happily get stuck into.

Some proper munters too unfortunately.

 

Bet he’s feeling a right tit