Off Topic The Burly Arms

First time out on that track for a while, 7 miles of ups and downs, nice workout, didn't plan on doing 14 miles though, can feel it in my calfs now.

 

nice to know i'm not the only one who does things like that .

 

I've always been **** with keys, many tales but that's probably the most stupid thing I've done with them.
I once years ago, couldn't find my keys in the morning to go to work, after much searching and cursing, I phoned my boss, told him I was going to be late, as I'm going to have to catch the bus to work, the only thing I could think of, as my Mrs went to work before me she must have picked them up but no mobiles back then to check. Goes to the hall, picks up my work shoes and they're in one of them.

 

i once re did my normal dog walk looking for my missing keys .As the wife can't drive called my mum to get her to ferry my spare keys to me . She turns up gives me the keys and while she is chatting away i put dog in car then transfer into drivers seat only to spot the missing keys sitting on my cushion . Turns out i had been sitting on the bloody things the whole time .

 

Just be happy it wasnt your child

 

sure your missus isnt just placing your keys in funny places for a laugh or to gaslight ya

 

Disd it with his shoes yonks ago

 

Different Mrs then

 

did you forget where you left the first ?

 

No mate, know exactly where I dumped her.

 

err that sounds just a tad ominous mate

 

Just hoping they don't dig up the patio in the next 30 years.

She went to live in Spain

 

Did she give you a hug and say Never mind dear it could happen to anyone

 

I went on a business trip before Christmas and when I arrived back in the UK, I was minus my car keys. I’m pretty sure they came out of my coat pocket whilst in the overhead locker on the plane.
I reckon they’ve probably racked up enough air miles to claim an upgrade to 1st class by now!!!

 

That's exactly how it went mate

 

Morning.

Good couple of inches of snow on the ground, my Mrs getting all excited about a snow day or something.

Should all be made to walk to school ffs.

 

Expected here tomorrow

wont be happening though

never quite does

 

A solid three inches here.

I’ve not checked if it’s snowing.

 

Morning

 

afternoon
and a bloody cold one it is too having just spent 15 mins in the garage successfully convincing our boiler to start producing hot water again .