Lol master criminals on this shift. Walk into store before closing and try on jacket, accomplice comes in grabs something off the rack and runs out. I arrive and the first to enter plays dumb "wow what just happened wow" So I tell him he can stand here as I call the cops and be a witness, he panics and says "oh i know who it was" Gives me full name of person, takes me 5 minutes of googling to find her on all socials and her address. Ring police. Master criminals
... and whilst we are in the zone ... from a time when I was younger, idealistic... and thought "we" could change the world ...
Feels like I've just walked into the communal sitting room of an old folks home What time does the bingo start ?
Genuine question, what are you going to do for a pension when you retire*, because if you're not paying stamp, you will be lost to the system - unless you are getting some sort of benefit, which pays your stamp, ie working without declaring it. *although retirement age will be about 70, by the time it comes round to you, that's if it exists at all.
