Off Topic The Burly Arms

Its not true but

 

Had one once,should have been called a gravy bake, never seen a piece of meat.

 

No chance. You bought kids size slippers not going to last

 

They have formula 1 rubber soles bro.

These will outlast cliff Richard trust

 

You got a bad one, im fuming for you.

 

Thanks bro, means a lot.
Doesn't matter any longer, pastry is a no no for me.

 

£1.50 each

ffs and your gal giving it the

‘not got lotsa money babeZ’ sob story

No wonder @Tel thinks we’re all tramps

 

Thinks she's clever bro, all that "ive spent loads im broke" ****.

Feel sorry for her If she is, not nice being broke on Crimbo.

Ps they are a nugget each, i know cos i replaced the ones i ate

 

Just chillin now, smokin a pox joint and drinking a carlsberg pilsner.

Gettin my creative juices flowing

 

I hate this high cholestrol and lowering my blood sugars diet, I'm fooking starving.

 

Diets are all ****, good luck with it.

 

Eat more proteins mate

 

Morning.

 

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Pissin about on GTA5

Trevor is off to nab a fighter jet from the army base

first I need to find a very fast car

 

Having a festive hand car valet, sat here watching knowing there's £200 in notes in that daft little drawer under the steering wheel and hoping one of these hasn't seen and been tempted.

Had a pint and some pork scratchings while waiting, which was nice.

Finished work at two.

 

They didn't.

Drove home via a side road which some probable farmer twat had a managed to cake in mud so pretty much wasted the money.

Inside still sparkling though I suppose.

 

50 minutes to Christmas beer o'clock.

 

Enjoy matey