Off Topic The Burly Arms

Bet you looked a right cock when it happened

 

Couldn't you have done it yourself ?

 

Most definitely did... I thought it was alright so jumped straight back up and some bird started dragging me outside and a bouncer took my drink (which I didn't manage to spill somehow!) off me...

Only when went to touch it and half my sleeve was soaked in blood I realised just how much I was bleeding and that bird stood there for 15 minutes holding the tissue against my head while her mate rolled me a roll up

 

You've lost me mate?

 

Where you work , I know it's not probable , but just a joke .

 

Oh right yeah I work a non clinical role

My colleagues on the night shift had a laugh when I turned up in the middle of the night covered in blood asking for a lighter though

 

Bet they were thinking '****ing non clinical bellends'

 

So You looked like that dick who gets over excited at a night out and doesnt know how to handle it?

 

Mate that's exactly how it looked, except I wasn't that pissed for once, I normally am pretty wrecked when I go out on the lash but never do anything stupid like that

 

Sounds like you should get pissed everyday to me.

 

Sounds like you need to go out with some G's

 

I'm working on it

Nah I did cut down for a while but it's slipping back again, footy the next 2 Saturdays too

 

****ed work off and come home. No one else in so thought **** it!!

 

Self service behind the bar then?

 

No just loads of stoned kids to look after. Doubt they'll even notice tbh!

 

Yep. They don't even make you work for it.

 

First time on since Wednesday as I thought the site was down. Only ever use the app nowadays. Just asked on the mod board

 

Oh right fella, yeah it hasn't worked at all.

Using the actual site on my phone pisses me off.

 

Same. Won't be on much whilst I can't use app, not that I'm on here anywhere near as much as I used to be anyway like