Off Topic The Burly Arms

Travel lodge

dirty weekend maybe?

 

**** knows better not be driving 2 hours to get to a Travelodge there's a Premier Inn at the end of the street.

 

I'll pmsl if it is.

 

Taking a speaker, books, wine, tablet and anything else that will make my life easier if this is a dump.

 

don’t forget your headphones

your welcome

 

Could be in Bath mate.

Nice night out in Bath this time of year would be bloody lovely. Beautiful place with all the Christmas shizz going on.

 

With Mrs luv it'll be one or the other, terrible or really good.

 

Morning

 

Morning mate, how’s the love life?

 

Had a date yesterday which went well. She was a bit mental and cried at the end.

Had a couple of dates with a bird from work I’m keen on but she’s on hols now for a week so will re-visit that when she’s back.

Overall, 8/10

 

Tears of relief it was over?

 

Probably.

 

Them was **** me to make me feel better tears bro.

Deffo

 

She was on the blob. Got some good groping in in a little side street in Kings Cross. Nice girl.

 

On the blob /headache/washing hair

Bitch

 

Thanks for that Professor Mendy

 

Apparently “I don’t mind” isn’t an appropriate response.

 

Lol

She pulled the ‘I’m on the blob’ blag

 

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Just did a spin class because I’m an overweight 47-year-old woman.