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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    you can borrow my Little Fooker if you want as apart from chasing Canada Geese there is nothing she likes more than attacking Swans . She once somehow ended up on a Swans back .as it swam down a cutting , desperately trying to bite it through the muzzle .
    Thank **** no one else was around to witness this spectacle .
     
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  3. Lovearsenalcock

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    Benny went 4am skitty

    wanted out

    anyway Mordor lookin good today

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    I’m off back to bed
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You been locked in the loft again Quasimodo?
     
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    I always know I am late for lunch if I get a notification your first post has appeared on this thread. Thanks.

    And morning to you too.
     
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

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    When you wake up at 4am then this **** happens for the rest of the day init

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    I’m off back downstairs no point arguing
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    What's Benny up to bru

    My old dear has just got a kitten, not great timing tbh given what's going on atm

    9 weeks old and clawing me up like a fkin scratch post.
     
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    he was chasing sumt outside this morning whilst he himself was indoors

    man was running from upstairs to downstairs and jumping on the window sills n ****.

    land yeah don’t think your mum up for kitten issues at the moment
     
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    The neighbours cat keeps bringing me dead mice, even though I tell it I'm not part of his clan. #not606RatPack
     
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    had to bin one last week

    Ted brings them now n again

    hopefully grows out of it like Benny did when he realises Big Poppa don’t like that **** in his house
     
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    Used to have a couple of farm cats, big ****ers. They'd bring full size crows instead of little mice and birds, saw the big ginger one try to take out a pheasant once.
     
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    Read that as Cows first off

    was about to call BS
     
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    My cat at home brings Moths in during the night. Big ****ers too. Had to recuse an elephant hawk moth recently. Both the cat and the dog were going mental as it buzzed around the living room.

    ****er sounded like a Lancaster bomber it was so big
     
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    Managed to get some care in place for my old dear. Means I can get back to my own bed and back to my own life. Being self employed means no work = no pay, so I can’t afford to be here 24/7 for ever.

    I’ll still come in each day and make sure the old dear is fed and watered and I’m on call during the night, but at least I can get some time in the day to get on with my life.

    Big relief and massive weight off my shoulders to get some support with all of this. I’d do a happy dance, but I’m too ****in knackered <laugh>
     
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    Just paid £6.10 for this.

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    Utter ****ing thieving ****s.

    I won't be back, hope they go out of business.
     
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    I think that does tend to be expensive on tap for some reason.
     
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    Not even furnished with a decent view.

    Unforgivable
     
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