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Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Came back from the states Sunday , fuking checked my car like I was a criminal hiding guns . I guess it didn't help half way through the affair their dog growled a bit at me and I growled back . It seemed in anger both dog and border guards to no end and they continued looking for things that weren't there desperate to find something . Gave them a big wave as I left when they had to let them go . Going antiquing at a few community antique stores tomorrow in good old " Canada "
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Nice one mate, what line of work are you in?
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Cheers tobes
    I drive forklifts, usually work for a builders merchant but starting at a big recycling center 2moz, just got my cpcs card which bumps me up about 4/6 quid an hour. So quite chuffed
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Good luck with it fella that's a decent extra chuck of cash every month, don't piss it away <laugh>
     
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  5. seabreeze

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    Maybe we'll catch you on u tube knockin a bunch of stuff over ... my favorites ..lol
     
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  6. Burly Hurley

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    ****ty 24 hours.

    Scared as ****.
     
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  7. Chief

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    Donovan Bailey surely?


    Anyway, anyone remember Jarmila Kratochvilova? Czech 800m runner?

    She was a bloke, basically. Massive arms and thigs, hairy armpits and a mad hair do. An awesome sight.

    I think her records have been erased now, she was quite clearly juiced up to **** yet they did nowt about it.
     
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  8. Stan

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    Think her records still stand. Cheat!
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    What's going on Burley?
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Probably gonna get myself banned from my own board tonight <laugh><ok>
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Any particular thread?

    I fancy a good read in a bit
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I could go over and take one for the team, I'm told I'm very annoying when I'm not asleep.

    Whatcya do anyways ?
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    A lot of people have decided I'm enemy number one purely because I have the cheek to get on with Sky <doh>

    I've been planning for weeks now to get myself banned but as I've had a few drinks I've decided to accelerate it a bit <laugh>

    Anyone welcome to join in the fun :bandit:
     
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  14. Stan

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    Sky's a twat. He'll admit that.

    He rates that fat left back. He'll admit that.
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'll have you know that the fat left back came from the best academy in the country <ok>

    You're right that Sky is a twat though :bandit:
     
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  16. Stan

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    Sky's fat left back is Spanish.
     
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    Was that the Canadians making sure you didn't have Trump in the boot or the Yanks hoping you did.
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You would have loved me as an 18 year-old forklift driver working for a cash and carry.

    Took the back wall clean out once. Dropped numerous pellets too. My best efforts were pickled onions, and a pallet of red wine. I'm talking full pallets so about a million pickled onions.
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I don't rate Moreno. Had an amazing preseason though :bandit:
     
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    I bet they thought they were on candid ****ing camera!...
     
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