Off Topic The Burly Arms

Fosse’s English getting tested

could be interesting this

 

Fosse Fosse
Not the bossy
Five years from a care home
Like a horny East Mids gnome

 

You should all pack your bags
As the horny man has arrived
I may moan like an old hag
But I can rhyme 9 until 5

 

You call that a rhyme
I say it just about is
Let’s merk this old man
If he keeps taking the piss

 

Foose filberto, buss his hip and it hurt yo.
Now he walks with a cane when hes not using his zimmerframe.

 

U ok m8?

 

Is this a rhyme?
Or something they call banter
Let’s leave the old codger
To **** off old Santa

 

My guy Fosse
Is more like an elf
Let’s not beat him up
And further ruin his health

 

Right I'm off out to meet my bro for lunch
Have fun lads

 

Where is Ponkie
in this time of need
His replacement for Hoddle
Is requiring a good deed

 

Sucky is out
To meet up with his bro
Spitting rhymes
He’s certainly no pro

 

"Palestinian minion" ... detention for you

 

I’m embarrassed for the ****
At least he’s taking a punt
Not like this old fud
Spitting nothing but duds

 

Doesn't rhyme ... but hips are fine ... knees are ****ed ... old age sucks ... so fetch me a coffee... you closet **** Toffee

 

By the Christ!

 

Live in Hertfordshire mate

 

This **** wants a latte
So I just have to say
Get it your ****ing self
You loveable old elf

 

Baby think twice?

 

Me too let’s do drinks x