Off Topic The Burly Arms

Mate, we have to make a packet of Cornflakes last for months down here.

 

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I've just checked the Currys website online, 1 hour mate, they've mugged you off for the reason I said.

 

Last years if you only eat one a day

 

Sucky's fridge is gonna cook his bacon

 

Driver has probably exceeded his hours for the day now, and can't come back until next week.

 

That's right bro

Live prepared.

Be me n you who'll survive the apocalypse

 

He'll be on his Holibobs in Benidorm next week

 

Benidorm ffs, what's he going to that ****hole for?

 

or do you mean the driver? confused . com

 

Delivery driver wages innit

Probs been saving the coupons out of The Sun newspaper

 

ah yeah got yer.

 

Sucky's gone quiet, bet he's fooked off to the shop now, to buy stuff for the fridge he's just turned on.

 

Sucky will be on the phone to Janice at the warehouse next week telling her his Fridge is a bit warm

 

Probably left the poly round the gas bottle, driver comes back and makes Sucky look a dick by taking it out.

 

Ive just read the whole manual and it don't say a fuking thing about not turning it on for any amount of hours never mind 8

 

I told yer mate, fooking drivers for yer.

 

****er it was the fuking end of the day anyway the ****

 

did in the one i had a couple of months ago but it was nothing like 8 hours . You sure you didn't call them slow ****s before they even got it out of the van

 

Nah i was very nice even offered my joint to em