Not sure what's in your cereal but if it contains brightly coloured marshmallow pieces it might be wise to limit the portions
Did my first calls from Costa. Just had a £3.49 Spoons breakfast with unlimited coffee which was genuinely very decent. Just working from here all day next to the pisshead morning drinkers with a window seat on a lovely crisp morning.
Sat in Spoons with my morning pint, some lazy **** is pretending to work on his laptop and drinking all the coffee.
I don’t want to shag you though. She can probably out-drink you too as she doesn’t have to **** off a ram between rounds.
Wha blow mofos Took the mrs out for coffee and a pret this Mornin, took a walk with a phatty then bought a hammer drill and another alexa dot thing for the kitchen. Got my godkid coming round for man time in a bit. Hes 6yrs old in 5 days, i know that cos he's just told me 14 times on the phone, and at least 18times the last time I see him at the 11 days to go Mark. Im doing his bedroom in an xbox theme for that, got led strip lights, xbox decals for the walls, green, grey and white paint, xbox rug, curtains, bed spread all that ****.. Hes a top little lad tbh, I make him call me "the godfather" His mum headbutted me when I was about 14 and we've been beasties since.
Funny ****ing day. The highlight was probably working for most of the morning from a ropey Spoons on calls with my middle class as **** colleagues while a deaf guy is shouting at the bar and an increasing number of old blokes order pints at 11am. Still better than the loud Jewish mums in Costa.
Morning, got the stitches out of my eyelids yesterday aside from a little bruising everything looking great
