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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thanks man. It’s a bit scary when it visits you for the first time. Managed to dodge it all up until now. But thankfully little un seems okay other than a bit of a cough and feeing run down.
     
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  2. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Palace may have bought a few.... no you're right
     
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  3. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    I know it's easy for me to say but try to remember that, thankfully, kids ain’t badly affected by it mate.

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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Doing all the mundane Sunday **** like washing the car and checking the tyre pressure and oil. Bored.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Oh my ****ing god what a place. Be sure to be double sure they don’t have a husband or at least that he’s not within earshot or at least be massive or at least make out it was a joke.
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Did the "husband" look like this? JS99598772.jpg
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Following on from yesterday's apptastic discovery of free premium Spotify I have also found a free premium youtube one too, no ads, window playback, all that ****. No monthly fees

    Will keep you guise posted on more
     
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    YouTube vanced?
    Smart YouTube on the firestick.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thats the one.


    We know bro

    We know:bandit:
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, it's ****in great.
    Wouldn't watch/listen to any YouTube without it.

    How do you get the premium Spotify for free?
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    https://apkmody.io/apps/spotify-premium-apk

    Got a blowy off the mrs for installing that on her phone last night.

    Great app just for that
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    @PINKIE the orange choc is cracking.
     
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  13. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Didn’t you meet her like a week ago? I’ve been with my current mrs for almost 3 years and not met her family once. Is great
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    He aint even kissed her yet.

    Gay
     
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  15. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Been rehearsing his proposal at Premier Inn in his mind for days now, should do it soon imo
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Probs drawing up a contract for her to sign protecting his feelings and promising not share his dick pics online
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Yeah but bro if you knew why I was meeting them early you’d be impressed.
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    She’s welcome to share them but please don’t hurt my feelings.
     
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  19. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    why, her dick pics bigger than yours?
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Mine can’t be uploaded here because there’s a 2mb file limit bro.
     
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