Off Topic The Burly Arms

Go to the right doors and its a score each

 

What did you sing ?

'Give me a score or I'll **** on your doormat'

 

**** knows now mate just normal ones

 

Silent Night
Doing a ****e
At your door
Or give a score

 

I thought you were from Ladbroke Grove homes ? What kinda joker is dishing out £20 notes to hoodlums round those endz ?

 

Its gotta be longer than that so the lads at the back dont get caught

 

Unless you were going to Notting Hill

Which would be cheating

 

Notiing Hills up the road bruv

 

Silent Night
Oi wanna fight?
My mate’s got a knife
Run for your life

 

Work smart not hard bro

 

In spoons for a bite and a beer
Meat feast, halloumi fires and wings for a tenner.

And beer obvs

 

Yeah, yeah, sounds ****e to be fair.

And it is.

I don’t sing or owt, I've just knocked up a very strong mulled cider so I can drink my way through it.

We've has this WhatsApp round the Ave since start of Covid and some drinks and carols in the street have been organised. Very community spirited.


You bunch of miserable ****s.

 

Anyway, finished 4th.

Fog came in for half an hour but got round, played like a monster. Short course for the old guys, so ate it up.

That'll do, beer o clock is now very much here.

 

^ definitely sings.

 

There's a bloke up the street whose son plays a bugle or something.


Ficking hell, it's as if this bugle is integral to the whole thing.

Definitely new to me, silent night accompanied by some **** on a trumpet.

 

Does he definitely mean an actual bugle as it might be a better party if he’s bringing loads of coke?

 

Actual bugle I'm afraid.

 

It’s stuff like this ^ that is the reason I loathe Christmas.

Fair play for even entertaining it, I’d rather stick knitting needles down my japs eye.

 

Wouldn't one be enough?