Off Topic The Burly Arms

Turned 62 in October

 

Happy belated bday mate.

 

You’re 28 until you’re 29.

 

Got an espresso martini and a shisha like the massive bender I am.

 

Tbh I've been 26 for at least 5 years on here and i dont see any reason to get older now.

 

Funny story about an expensive shop sized shisha pipe my mum brought back from e'jipt.

So she bought this thing back from camel land, proper jobby six pipes and that, bout 3/4ft tall with all these exotic flavoured shisha pouches but cos she was irish obviously it was an ornament and wasnt to be used..

Anyway one weekend when she was away i had the lads round we decided to load it with weed, one of my dickhead mates picked it up by the bowl quicker than i could stop him and the bottom jug fell off and exploded like hash filled tulip

She was pissed. Think she even chucked me out again tbh

 

Nah, she wasn't, she was pissed off. You watching too much American.

 

**** her…go and see one of your other gal

 

You suggesting he should play away?
I've done that. Never a good thing.

 

Been there done that. Not worth the aggro.

Wouldn’t rule it out ever happening again like.

 

You happy in your current (it's ****ed up, every relationship is fuked up.) relationship.
I'm guessing not going off your breakfasts.

 

Maybe you’re **** at it bru

 

You think so?
Im not a dumb fuk.

 

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Going full fosse.

Me trafficking a child last summer

 

Like I said, Bruce Lee.

 

Man's about 18.

 

Bob was the crazy tech kid in the Goonies

called it years ago

 

Loving the Bindi bro... cross cultures and all dat

 

Just for you Bobster... me and the missus watching the Welshies playing rugby ...