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  1. luvgonzo

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    Uncles dog trippin balls for days<laugh>
     
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    I used to bring catnip to my now ex gfs house and give it the cat on the sly and watch the cat run around the gaff attacking the 3 dogs who also lived there.
    She caught me after a few months and i had to stop<laugh>
     
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    A few years ago my lad bought a ball that the dog hated but couldn't leave alone, it gave out random electric shocks and the dog used to chase it and catch it, suddenly it would give out a yelp and the ball would go flying only for the dog to chase it in anger again.
     
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    Who doesn't like Space Dust on the tongue .
    AHH the good old days
    Milk bottle on the door knob
    Some bastards used to put dog **** on the underneath if the door handle
     
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    I've had my phone just over a year now (1yr 3mths to be precise), I'm sure it was one @BobbyD told me about, one of those Chinese ones for just over a hundred quid. Yet my previous phone cost around £700+ and only lasted two years. So wasn't going to spend stupid money on another one and this one's does everything my old phone did, far better phone I'd say.
     
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  7. Diego

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    Get my phones from Tesco mate, 2 year contract unlimited calls and txt 1.5 gig of data £12.50 a month phone price included.
    Never got the latest phone but always have one that meets my needs.
     
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    Now I'm not proud of this ... but seemed funny at the time ... aged about 12 or 13 and before they started age restrictions, me and my mates would buy bangers (fireworks) ... one thing we would do would be to empty out the gunpowder and create what was known as a 'genie' ... simply putting a match wrapped in tin foil in a pile of gunpowder then lighting it ...

    ... but we'd take the now gunpowderless banger for the most fun ... wait until a group of pensioners were sitting in the bus stop shelter waiting to go into town to collect their pensions then light said banger and chuck it in the gap under the bus shelter to watch how fast they would come spilling out ... I know, I know ... despicable ... and as a pensioner myself now I realise just how wrong ... but it was ****ing funny at the time... particularly when the banger just fizzled out without exploding and they came to the realisation that they had been had ... had to dodge a few walking stick windmills I tell you <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> sounds like my old german shepard, noticed over a nunber of weeks he had these painful looking marble sized spots on his paws and around his gob, we bookes him for a vet the next day and that afternoon my mum caught the little shot stamping and biting something on the ground hoppping aboit all mad, turns out he got a taste for wasps <laugh>

    Called the vet with this info and he said if its not bothering him then hes probably fine as dogs dont feel stings like us apparently.
     
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    ****ing cheapskate
     
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    :emoticon-0104-surpr:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0137-clapp:emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    Diegos phone got a string on it.
     
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    Galaxy A10 at the moment but got a txt last week to tell me my contract is up so will upgrade soon :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Could space dust make sexual encounters more explosive ?
     
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    I've never had a contract phone. Always bought outright, then pay as you go. So £8 unlimited calls, unlimited texts and 3GB or 12GB for £10 or just vary your package to suit your needs for any particular month. So this one for example, if I say £140 phone + 15 months at £8 = £260 divide by 15 months = 17.33 a month, but remember that monthly cost is continually going down, every month I keep the phone.
     
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    I also have the nice fall back that if the phone ****s up i just take it back to the shop and say "phone's ****ed up" and they replace it with a new one <laugh>
     
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    I've done both and it nearly always works out the same.
    Mind you my current deal is cheaper than buying a phone then going sim only
     
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    I just phone up Argos and say oi shhites <laugh>

    Nah only reason I paid less money this time, then I'm not upset if it goes wrong, I already consider that I've had my money back on this one, so once battery goes I'll just buy another, everything is backed up these days and the phone does all the work of mirroring your old phone.
     
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    Yeah I was thinking when I did the sums it probably works out the same. I just recalculated and if the phone lasts another 9 months, and I see no reason it shouldn't (2 years in total) then it's only cost me just under £14 a month all in.
     
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