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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Will soon find out!

    It's limb not organ so nothing gonna kill me.
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ooh i have one of those in November
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Look for something else first. See what your alternatives are.
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Don’t use sensible logic.

    Do it @Saintmagic
     
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  5. Saintmagic

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    ****s trying to make me come into the office two days a week, goodbye
     
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  6. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    How else would the office be kept clean?
     
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    I tried to flick the end of my biff through a little opening in my attic window…it hit the frame and fell back onto my Professor Brian Cox Wonders of Life book and I thought

    ‘well that’s how house fires start’

    then widened the window and flicked it out properly

    job done
     
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  9. Tobes

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    …..and instead it rolled into the gutter that is full of leaves….

    Don’t let that enter your head next time you do it like……
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Lucky it’s always wet in the north
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    This dental problem goes from bad to worse. Had to have stitches on Sunday to close the gum up as my sinus was perforated. Yesterday I still had water and air going from my tooth socket into my sinus, so back to the dentist again and more stitches. I now also have a sinus infection so it’s a course of antibiotics to clear it up.

    Hopefully this heals it all up otherwise it’s surgery at the hospital under general anaesthetic to close the hole.

    Can’t blow my nose to clear the grog either and on a soup diet for two weeks. No surfing, no biking, no booze for two weeks either.

    Joy
     
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  12. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    ****ing ****er dentist

    where’s there’s a blame….

    feel for y
     
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  13. Tobes

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    I’ve experienced this, it’s really not very nice. Having to drink a cup of tea with your head angled back or it comes out your snout lol. I seem to remember slight involuntarily whistles whilst speaking as well. Good luck with it.
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thanks mate. Yeah ****ing grim

    might have to go on Britain’s got talent if I start whistling through my nose
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    cheers bru

    yeah ****.

    but it will pass
     
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    You would probably win
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Not if Roy can replicate his disappearing tits routine live on stage ...
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Monring.

    Off up to Old Trafford in a minute to visit the super store.

    Feel like such a tourist, @matth would be most proud.
     
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  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You picking him up on the way through?
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Not on my route so no.

    I'm already here anyway,.
     
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